Thoughts I Had While Trying On a Bathing Suit at Target

[krikketgirl]

• Why did I ever eat cheesecake? At all? During my entire life?


• Wait, this is two sizes bigger than I usually wear...


• Why is my swimsuit size four sizes larger than my usual size????


• Why can't they make swimsuits for girls who are both tall and grandiose in size?


• Or any other item of clothing, in fact?


• I need to start exercising.


• Or stop swimming. Which might be easier.


• Could I single-handedly bring back the era of bathing machines? Or at least the ladies' swimwear of the era?


• WHO...? WHO...!? WHO puts a ruffled flounce at mid-hip level on a grown woman's suit???